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Ladies, this is excellent advice, but true only for dudes. As satisfying as thermals might be, you’re just gonna have to find yourself some cable-knit tights or plan to weather the long months alone, in the mom jeans you bought specially to accommodate the extra size that longjohns add to your body.

rulesfornewyork:

Buy thermals longjohns. The winter will come out of nowhere to slap you in the face like a drunk uncle at Thanksgiving. If you wait until this happens to buy a pair, they’ll be sold out all over town. Plus you can wear them under your one pair of jeans and be perfectly fine in 10 degree weather

Bonus Rule: drinking scotch in a rocks glass, in your apartment, wearing nothing but long johns and a smile is one of life’s hidden pleasures.